1 00:00:20,775 --> 00:00:22,151 Hey. 2 00:00:24,946 --> 00:00:26,447 You... 3 00:00:27,031 --> 00:00:28,783 You selling? 4 00:00:29,826 --> 00:00:31,577 I don't know what you're talking about. 5 00:00:31,786 --> 00:00:33,996 Okay. That's cool. 6 00:00:36,499 --> 00:00:40,503 I'm just saying, you know, if you were selling... 7 00:00:40,837 --> 00:00:43,214 ...I could maybe do with a teenth. 8 00:00:46,134 --> 00:00:47,802 You're kidding, right? 9 00:00:48,803 --> 00:00:51,139 Dude, I so smell bacon. 10 00:00:51,347 --> 00:00:53,641 What? What are you talking about? 11 00:00:53,850 --> 00:00:55,518 Oh, gee, I don't know. 12 00:00:55,726 --> 00:00:58,563 How about over there. That brown van. 13 00:00:59,772 --> 00:01:00,940 That's yours, right? 14 00:01:01,149 --> 00:01:03,067 What brown van? 15 00:01:03,317 --> 00:01:05,444 Parked all inconspicuous. 16 00:01:05,653 --> 00:01:07,738 It's a cop van. 17 00:01:08,322 --> 00:01:10,992 Yeah, another one right over there. 18 00:01:11,826 --> 00:01:14,453 "Duke City Flowers"? Come on. 19 00:01:14,662 --> 00:01:16,706 Can't you at least be original? 20 00:01:16,914 --> 00:01:19,333 Dude, I just wanna get high. 21 00:01:19,542 --> 00:01:21,752 A flower van. 22 00:01:22,378 --> 00:01:25,089 You know what you should do is a garbage truck. 23 00:01:25,298 --> 00:01:27,258 Seriously, and I don't mean to disrespect... 24 00:01:27,467 --> 00:01:30,052 ...but if you put cops in the back of a garbage truck... 25 00:01:30,261 --> 00:01:32,346 ...there's no way I'm seriously thinking... 26 00:01:32,555 --> 00:01:35,850 ...that there's cops in the back of a garbage truck. 27 00:01:36,350 --> 00:01:38,686 It's a freebie, yo. Just think about it. 28 00:01:38,895 --> 00:01:41,063 Think about it, boys. 29 00:01:42,148 --> 00:01:45,109 All right. I'm hitting it. 30 00:01:46,152 --> 00:01:47,778 You dudes give up that easy? 31 00:01:47,987 --> 00:01:49,989 I'm not a cop. 32 00:01:50,573 --> 00:01:54,160 Then lift your shirt. Show me you're not wearing a wire. 33 00:01:55,953 --> 00:01:57,413 All right, you know what? 34 00:01:57,622 --> 00:02:00,416 Just to show you you're being an asshole. 35 00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:02,710 I'm blinded by white. 36 00:02:02,919 --> 00:02:03,920 Douchebag. 37 00:02:04,128 --> 00:02:06,631 Come on. I was joking. Come on. 38 00:02:06,839 --> 00:02:10,218 Don't walk away angry. Sit down. Come on. 39 00:02:12,011 --> 00:02:13,721 I mean, what are you complaining about? 40 00:02:13,930 --> 00:02:16,182 You got abs, man. Kind of. 41 00:02:16,390 --> 00:02:18,267 Whatever, dude. 42 00:02:18,476 --> 00:02:20,186 I'm not even sure I wanna buy anymore. 43 00:02:20,394 --> 00:02:23,064 I think you turned me off to the whole thing. 44 00:02:23,272 --> 00:02:25,316 Come on. Don't be like that. 45 00:02:25,525 --> 00:02:28,736 I just need you to prove it, you know? 46 00:02:28,945 --> 00:02:30,446 Prove you're not a cop. 47 00:02:30,655 --> 00:02:33,366 How the hell am I supposed to do that? 48 00:02:34,242 --> 00:02:35,910 I don't know. 49 00:02:37,119 --> 00:02:40,498 Hey, I got it. Go over there and punch that dude right in the face. 50 00:02:40,706 --> 00:02:42,458 Which dude? 51 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:43,918 That dude? -Yeah. 52 00:02:44,126 --> 00:02:46,587 No way. He'd kick my ass. 53 00:02:47,547 --> 00:02:49,090 True that. 54 00:02:50,383 --> 00:02:53,719 This is so hard, you know? -Yeah. 55 00:02:56,514 --> 00:02:58,057 I know. 56 00:02:58,307 --> 00:03:00,101 It's simple. 57 00:03:00,434 --> 00:03:04,772 If you ask a cop if he's a cop, he's, like, obligated to tell you. 58 00:03:04,981 --> 00:03:06,858 It's in the Constitution. 59 00:03:07,066 --> 00:03:09,193 Constitution of America? 60 00:03:11,445 --> 00:03:14,157 So go ahead and ask. 61 00:03:14,365 --> 00:03:16,659 You a cop? -No, no. Not like that. 62 00:03:16,868 --> 00:03:18,995 Ask it, like, official. 63 00:03:19,203 --> 00:03:21,789 Are you a police officer? 64 00:03:22,331 --> 00:03:25,877 No, I am not a police officer. 65 00:03:26,085 --> 00:03:29,130 Okay, then. Hundred and seventy-five for a teenth. 66 00:03:30,173 --> 00:03:32,133 The price is the price, yo. 67 00:03:36,596 --> 00:03:38,264 All right. 68 00:04:03,831 --> 00:04:06,626 There you go. Enjoy. 69 00:04:07,543 --> 00:04:09,253 Thanks, man. 70 00:04:15,384 --> 00:04:18,346 Albuquerque Police! You're under arrest! Get on the ground! 71 00:04:18,554 --> 00:04:23,017 Get on your stomach now! On your stomach! Get on the ground! 72 00:04:24,101 --> 00:04:27,146 Hold it right there. Don't move. Stay down. 73 00:04:48,376 --> 00:04:53,256 I had a good job until my boss accused me of stealing. 74 00:04:54,465 --> 00:04:56,425 I'd better call Saul! 75 00:04:59,595 --> 00:05:02,974 I was out partying, minding my own business... 76 00:05:04,392 --> 00:05:07,895 -You are under arrest. -I'd better call Saul! 77 00:05:08,813 --> 00:05:09,897 Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. 78 00:05:10,106 --> 00:05:11,816 Did you know that you have rights? 79 00:05:12,024 --> 00:05:14,485 The Constitution says you do. And so do I. 80 00:05:14,694 --> 00:05:16,654 I believe that until proven guilty... 81 00:05:16,863 --> 00:05:20,032 ...every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. 82 00:05:20,241 --> 00:05:22,201 And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque. 83 00:05:22,410 --> 00:05:23,411 Better call Saul. 84 00:05:23,619 --> 00:05:25,705 Saul Goodman, attorney at law, 505-164-CALL. 85 00:05:25,913 --> 00:05:28,916 That's 505-164-CALL. 86 00:05:30,626 --> 00:05:34,297 I really need to get some furniture. 87 00:05:35,631 --> 00:05:37,091 I suggest you start with a bed. 88 00:05:40,511 --> 00:05:43,055 God, I wish we could smoke in here. 89 00:05:43,264 --> 00:05:46,601 Well, you can't. -Yeah, no. I know. 90 00:05:46,809 --> 00:05:48,811 I'm just saying. 91 00:05:51,230 --> 00:05:53,065 Don't think I can't smell that weed. 92 00:05:53,274 --> 00:05:55,151 You better seriously hope that airs out. 93 00:05:55,359 --> 00:05:58,112 My dad will keep your security deposit. 94 00:05:59,322 --> 00:06:02,617 He has a nose like a damn bloodhound. 95 00:06:02,825 --> 00:06:04,452 Yeah? 96 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:08,873 Has he ever caught you? 97 00:06:09,832 --> 00:06:13,711 Yeah. Many times. 98 00:06:14,921 --> 00:06:16,589 Well, listen. 99 00:06:17,340 --> 00:06:20,635 Since I already lost my deposit and all... 100 00:06:20,843 --> 00:06:23,429 ...maybe we should light up. 101 00:06:27,350 --> 00:06:29,018 No, thanks. 102 00:06:29,227 --> 00:06:30,228 You sure? 103 00:06:31,771 --> 00:06:34,190 Well, is it cool if I burn one? 104 00:06:34,398 --> 00:06:36,651 Maybe you'll change your mind. 105 00:06:40,988 --> 00:06:42,949 Do what you wanna do, I guess. 106 00:06:48,996 --> 00:06:51,290 Hey. What'd I say? 107 00:06:51,833 --> 00:06:53,334 Nothing. 108 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:56,504 I just have to go is all. 109 00:07:15,982 --> 00:07:16,983 What's this? 110 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:20,153 My 18-month chip. 111 00:07:22,864 --> 00:07:23,865 I'm in recovery. 112 00:07:24,073 --> 00:07:29,704 And, you know, pot is like stepping stones. 113 00:07:32,081 --> 00:07:36,252 Recovery? That's cool. 114 00:07:36,461 --> 00:07:37,795 Right on. 115 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:40,173 I respect that. 116 00:07:40,381 --> 00:07:43,217 You know, I don't really burn much anymore. 117 00:07:43,426 --> 00:07:46,345 It's just a sometime thing. 118 00:07:47,513 --> 00:07:50,558 But no more, like, in the house. 119 00:07:54,103 --> 00:07:57,356 So you wanna go grab some dinner? 120 00:07:57,565 --> 00:08:00,067 I could really go for some Chinese. 121 00:08:00,276 --> 00:08:01,736 No, I better hit it. 122 00:08:03,488 --> 00:08:05,156 We... 123 00:08:05,490 --> 00:08:07,074 We cool? 124 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,205 Your satellite is on, by the way. 125 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:17,877 That screen is badass. 126 00:08:32,183 --> 00:08:34,268 I just think it's asking a lot. 127 00:08:34,477 --> 00:08:36,479 He knows it. 128 00:08:36,687 --> 00:08:38,356 He's done nothing but apologise. 129 00:08:39,941 --> 00:08:41,484 Is this gonna be every weekend now? 130 00:08:41,692 --> 00:08:44,987 No. It's just the end of the quarter. You remember how that was. 131 00:08:45,196 --> 00:08:49,784 But I am earning double time, so there's a bright side. 132 00:08:49,992 --> 00:08:52,370 So when the laziest boy in the world wakes up... 133 00:08:52,578 --> 00:08:54,539 ...tell him he better wash those sneakers. 134 00:08:54,747 --> 00:08:55,748 And I said bye. 135 00:08:55,957 --> 00:08:58,292 And tell him to let them air-dry this time. 136 00:08:58,501 --> 00:09:01,254 I don't want him banging the hell out of my dryer. 137 00:09:02,088 --> 00:09:03,089 What? 138 00:09:04,715 --> 00:09:06,926 What, you don't even get casual Saturday? 139 00:09:07,135 --> 00:09:08,219 I mean... 140 00:09:08,427 --> 00:09:10,096 No, it's just you... 141 00:09:10,304 --> 00:09:12,223 You look nice is all. 142 00:09:12,431 --> 00:09:14,642 It's work, Walt. And everybody is gonna be there. 143 00:09:15,810 --> 00:09:16,811 Okay. -Okay. 144 00:09:17,019 --> 00:09:19,480 Maybe we'll order a pizza tonight? 145 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,107 Okay. 146 00:09:21,816 --> 00:09:22,817 Bye. -Bye. 147 00:09:35,246 --> 00:09:38,291 Hi. You've reached Walt, Skyler and Walter, Jr. 148 00:09:38,499 --> 00:09:40,835 Please leave a message, and we'll get back to you. 149 00:09:41,043 --> 00:09:45,548 Skyler? Are you there? I don't know what to do. 150 00:09:45,756 --> 00:09:49,343 I... I need to talk to you. I... 151 00:09:49,552 --> 00:09:53,097 Hey, Marie. It's me. What's up? 152 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:02,440 Yesterday I got home and found him. 153 00:10:03,107 --> 00:10:05,610 He didn't even tell me he was coming. 154 00:10:06,110 --> 00:10:09,530 A man was killed? -A Federale, right in front of him. 155 00:10:10,448 --> 00:10:13,826 Three agents wounded, one lost his leg. 156 00:10:14,035 --> 00:10:17,663 It's like what you hear about from Iraq or something. 157 00:10:17,872 --> 00:10:20,666 The IEDs. -Oh, Jesus. 158 00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:23,711 I had to hear about it from Steve Gomez. 159 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,339 Hank talked to his ASAC for about an hour. 160 00:10:26,547 --> 00:10:29,801 Hank could win an Oscar. He's so damn breezy with the man. 161 00:10:30,009 --> 00:10:33,054 He hangs up the phone, goes right back to bed. 162 00:10:33,262 --> 00:10:39,101 And all he keeps saying is, "I'm fine. I'm fine. Leave me alone." 163 00:11:03,251 --> 00:11:04,919 Baby, not now. 164 00:11:06,212 --> 00:11:09,132 It's-It's me, Hank. Sorry. 165 00:11:12,969 --> 00:11:14,929 Hey, buddy. What's...? 166 00:11:15,138 --> 00:11:16,681 What's up? 167 00:11:19,058 --> 00:11:20,601 I just... 168 00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:23,187 Do you mind if I...? 169 00:11:23,479 --> 00:11:25,398 No. No. 170 00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:29,277 So... 171 00:11:32,613 --> 00:11:33,739 How you doing? 172 00:11:34,323 --> 00:11:36,993 Oh, you know, lousy. 173 00:11:37,577 --> 00:11:39,078 Montezuma's revenge, bigtime. 174 00:11:39,287 --> 00:11:44,625 I mean, everything's going through me like crap through a tinhorn. 175 00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:46,586 Better not get too close. 176 00:11:46,794 --> 00:11:49,755 Well, I'll take my chances. 177 00:11:58,097 --> 00:12:01,767 I guess you heard about what happened down in Juárez? 178 00:12:03,478 --> 00:12:05,146 Terrible. 179 00:12:06,063 --> 00:12:08,483 What do you expect? Bunch of freaking animals. 180 00:12:08,691 --> 00:12:10,318 It's like Apocalypse Now down there. 181 00:12:10,526 --> 00:12:14,363 It's like Colonel Kurtz holed up in his jungle. 182 00:12:16,073 --> 00:12:19,494 And my SAC in EI Paso sends me home. 183 00:12:20,369 --> 00:12:24,081 Now, that's a sound leadership decision right there, huh? 184 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:27,376 You know, you don't put your second most senior man... 185 00:12:27,585 --> 00:12:29,670 ...on the trail of those motherless bastards... 186 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,381 ...you send him home. You know? 187 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:35,510 I was, you know- "He's out getting an evidence bag... 188 00:12:35,718 --> 00:12:37,637 ...and so ends up without a scratch on him. 189 00:12:37,845 --> 00:12:41,349 So must be something wrong with that picture, you know." 190 00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:46,854 So are you home for good then? 191 00:12:48,272 --> 00:12:50,358 No, no. It's... 192 00:12:50,566 --> 00:12:54,445 Playing it by ear. To be determined. 193 00:12:56,989 --> 00:13:00,785 Think you might wanna talk it through with somebody? 194 00:13:00,993 --> 00:13:04,038 What, a shrink? No, no, no. Can't go down that road. 195 00:13:04,247 --> 00:13:06,958 Start going down that road, kiss your career goodbye. 196 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:13,840 Or Marie. Or me, if you like. 197 00:13:20,096 --> 00:13:24,225 You know, I don't know how to say this. I... 198 00:13:26,227 --> 00:13:28,312 You know, the things I deal with... 199 00:13:29,522 --> 00:13:32,775 ...you and me don't have much of a- 200 00:13:32,984 --> 00:13:37,029 What you might call "an experiential overlap." 201 00:13:45,288 --> 00:13:47,707 What if I told you we do? 202 00:13:55,214 --> 00:13:59,677 I have spent my whole life scared. 203 00:14:01,721 --> 00:14:04,849 Frightened of things that could happen... 204 00:14:05,057 --> 00:14:07,393 ...might happen, might not happen. 205 00:14:07,602 --> 00:14:11,105 Fifty years I spent like that. 206 00:14:12,899 --> 00:14:16,444 Finding myself awake at 3 in the morning. 207 00:14:20,072 --> 00:14:21,866 But you know what? 208 00:14:22,867 --> 00:14:25,453 Ever since my diagnosis... 209 00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,081 ...I sleep just fine. 210 00:14:34,837 --> 00:14:36,339 Okay. 211 00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:42,345 And I came to realise it's that fear that's the worst of it. 212 00:14:42,553 --> 00:14:44,722 That's the real enemy. 213 00:14:47,517 --> 00:14:49,060 So... 214 00:14:51,312 --> 00:14:52,730 Get up. 215 00:14:53,189 --> 00:14:55,483 Get out in the real world. 216 00:14:56,108 --> 00:15:00,863 And you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth. 217 00:15:15,837 --> 00:15:18,589 Do it again. Go on. 218 00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:28,850 Ten thousand even, same as last time. It's totally accurate. 219 00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:31,477 You and I, we are gonna feed this machine. 220 00:15:31,686 --> 00:15:35,314 I want it running 24 hours a day. -Right on. 221 00:15:42,738 --> 00:15:44,323 Not yours, I take it. 222 00:15:46,284 --> 00:15:51,456 We got 10, 20, 30... 223 00:15:51,664 --> 00:15:56,669 ...44, five each. 224 00:15:58,629 --> 00:16:02,008 Three pounds should be 48 each. 225 00:16:02,216 --> 00:16:03,259 Who's short? 226 00:16:03,468 --> 00:16:06,220 All right. Don't freak, all right? We didn't get ripped off. 227 00:16:06,429 --> 00:16:08,389 But Badger hasn't kicked in his full amount. 228 00:16:08,598 --> 00:16:10,892 I know he was planning on pulling an all-nighter... 229 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,810 ...so he's probably still in the sack. 230 00:16:13,019 --> 00:16:16,898 Then wake him up. He can sleep after we're paid. 231 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,567 Why you gotta be such a hard-on? 232 00:16:19,775 --> 00:16:22,278 You're not his pal. You're his boss. 233 00:16:22,487 --> 00:16:24,906 This only works when they're scared of you, remember? 234 00:16:26,032 --> 00:16:28,201 Jack-off. 235 00:16:31,621 --> 00:16:33,581 It's going straight to voicemail. 236 00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:36,083 Voicemail? 237 00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:40,338 Just chill, okay? Count your money. 238 00:16:45,593 --> 00:16:46,844 -Combo. -Yo, what's up? 239 00:16:47,053 --> 00:16:49,263 You seen Badger? 240 00:16:50,306 --> 00:16:52,183 Don't you cover for him, bitch. 241 00:16:52,391 --> 00:16:55,269 I ask you a straight-up question, I expect a straight-up answer. 242 00:17:11,202 --> 00:17:12,537 Well? 243 00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,876 They were too scared to tell me. 244 00:17:20,503 --> 00:17:22,130 Badger got busted. 245 00:17:22,338 --> 00:17:24,132 He's in jail. 246 00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:03,921 Honey, I'm home! 247 00:18:04,130 --> 00:18:06,340 Too slow! What's up? 248 00:18:06,549 --> 00:18:08,342 Got more lives than a damn cat. 249 00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:10,511 Now if I could only learn to lick myself. 250 00:18:11,554 --> 00:18:14,849 What's up, guys? Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you. 251 00:18:15,057 --> 00:18:18,853 All right. Let's all get back to work, for chrissake, okay? 252 00:18:19,061 --> 00:18:22,315 In my office, man. Let's see what you bozos been up to lately. 253 00:18:45,797 --> 00:18:46,881 You okay? 254 00:18:47,089 --> 00:18:48,591 Hanging in? 255 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,510 What's it look like? 256 00:18:51,302 --> 00:18:54,055 What's this from A.P.D.? -Been checking with them to see... 257 00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:56,724 ...if they come across that famous blue meth of yours. 258 00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:59,393 Sure enough, last night. 259 00:18:59,602 --> 00:19:02,021 Got themselves an honest-to-God dealer. 260 00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:05,525 I was thinking of cruising over and saying hello. 261 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,735 Maybe you'd like to go with me? 262 00:19:08,861 --> 00:19:11,239 Yeah. Well, all right. 263 00:19:12,031 --> 00:19:14,242 You told me to my face you weren't a cop, man. 264 00:19:15,117 --> 00:19:16,869 I feel manipulated. 265 00:19:17,078 --> 00:19:18,663 I thought we were gonna hang out. 266 00:19:18,871 --> 00:19:20,373 We are hanging out, Badger. 267 00:19:20,581 --> 00:19:22,917 You like Badger or Brandon? 268 00:19:23,751 --> 00:19:28,214 I like people who don't, like, abuse the Constitution. 269 00:19:28,422 --> 00:19:29,590 Badger, listen. 270 00:19:30,216 --> 00:19:31,551 Hey. 271 00:19:31,968 --> 00:19:34,303 I'm trying to help you here, man. 272 00:19:34,846 --> 00:19:39,183 Now, if you just tell me who your supplier is... 273 00:19:39,392 --> 00:19:42,311 ...I think this can end very well for you. 274 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:46,524 What are you doing, detective, talking to my client without me present? 275 00:19:46,732 --> 00:19:47,775 You sneaky Pete. 276 00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:50,444 Which is which? 277 00:19:50,653 --> 00:19:53,072 What, did the academy hire you right out of the womb? 278 00:19:53,281 --> 00:19:55,074 You guys get younger every- 279 00:19:55,283 --> 00:19:56,951 What'd you say to baby face? 280 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,578 Did you say anything stupid? 281 00:19:58,786 --> 00:20:00,788 By "anything stupid," I mean anything at all. 282 00:20:00,997 --> 00:20:03,458 Look at you. Mouth open, vocal chords a-twitter. 283 00:20:03,666 --> 00:20:06,002 We'll talk about it later. Right now, you out. 284 00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:09,464 Ten minutes ago. Go on. There are laws, detective. 285 00:20:09,672 --> 00:20:11,841 Have your kindergarten teacher read them to you. 286 00:20:12,049 --> 00:20:15,761 Go grab a juice box. Have a nap. Go on. 287 00:20:19,307 --> 00:20:20,308 All right. 288 00:20:21,476 --> 00:20:23,227 Who do we have? 289 00:20:23,936 --> 00:20:25,146 Brandon Mayhew. 290 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:28,649 Brandon Mayhew. All right. 291 00:20:29,108 --> 00:20:31,235 Brandon Mayhew. 292 00:20:34,197 --> 00:20:37,074 Here we go. Public masturbation. -What? 293 00:20:37,283 --> 00:20:40,161 I don't get it. What's the kick? Why don't you do it at home... 294 00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:43,998 ...with a big flat-screen TV, 50 channels of pay-per-view? 295 00:20:44,207 --> 00:20:46,709 In a Starbucks. That's nice. 296 00:20:46,918 --> 00:20:48,836 That ain't me, man. I... 297 00:20:49,045 --> 00:20:53,800 I was the guy who was selling meth. Allegedly. 298 00:20:54,842 --> 00:20:56,844 Okay. All right. I got you. Meth. Right. 299 00:20:57,053 --> 00:20:59,180 Sorry, that was a little transpositional error. 300 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:02,016 Nothing a little Wite-Out can't take care of. 301 00:21:02,225 --> 00:21:05,144 Yeah, and felony quantity. 302 00:21:05,353 --> 00:21:07,647 Just barely. -Yeah, just barely. 303 00:21:07,855 --> 00:21:10,900 The cops are like butchers. Always got their thumbs on the scales. 304 00:21:11,108 --> 00:21:12,985 But good luck arguing that in court. 305 00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:15,905 Let me get down to brass tacks. 306 00:21:16,113 --> 00:21:17,824 I'm gonna get you a second phone call. 307 00:21:18,032 --> 00:21:20,034 You're gonna call your mommy or your daddy... 308 00:21:20,243 --> 00:21:22,620 ...or your parish priest or your Boy Scout leader... 309 00:21:22,829 --> 00:21:25,957 ...and they're gonna deliver me a cheque for $4650. 310 00:21:26,165 --> 00:21:28,793 I'm gonna write that down on the back of my business card. 311 00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:31,546 Four-six-five-zero. Okay? 312 00:21:31,754 --> 00:21:35,883 And I need that in a cashier's cheque or a money order, doesn't matter. 313 00:21:36,092 --> 00:21:38,553 Actually, I want it in a money order. 314 00:21:38,761 --> 00:21:41,514 And make it out to "Ice Station Zebra Associates." 315 00:21:41,722 --> 00:21:44,183 That's my loan-out. It's totally legit. 316 00:21:44,392 --> 00:21:46,435 It's done just for tax purposes. 317 00:21:46,644 --> 00:21:49,188 And after that, we can discuss Visa or MasterCard... 318 00:21:49,397 --> 00:21:53,276 ...but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask. All right? 319 00:21:53,484 --> 00:21:54,527 Any questions? 320 00:21:57,572 --> 00:21:59,448 You're gonna get me off, right? 321 00:22:00,533 --> 00:22:04,328 What do I look like, your high-school girlfriend? Five fingers, no waiting? 322 00:22:04,954 --> 00:22:08,207 That's a joke, Brandon. Lighten up. 323 00:22:08,749 --> 00:22:12,211 Son, I promise you this. 324 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:15,548 I will give you the best criminal defence... 325 00:22:15,756 --> 00:22:17,133 ...that money can buy. 326 00:22:19,093 --> 00:22:21,220 Yeah, but, Francesca, I took these already. 327 00:22:21,429 --> 00:22:23,139 Didn't I take these already? 328 00:22:23,347 --> 00:22:26,309 It's on your head. You're not supposed to double up on vitamin A. 329 00:22:26,517 --> 00:22:28,394 It's bad for the liver. 330 00:22:29,979 --> 00:22:32,106 Okay, who's next? 331 00:22:32,315 --> 00:22:34,567 Did him. I did him. 332 00:22:34,775 --> 00:22:37,028 That one went public defender. Thanks for nothing. 333 00:22:37,236 --> 00:22:40,323 What happened to my masturbator? You got me all turned around. 334 00:22:40,865 --> 00:22:42,408 Hang on. I'll get back to you. 335 00:22:43,701 --> 00:22:47,371 I sense you're discussing my client. Anything you care to share with me? 336 00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:50,208 Sure. Your commercials? They suck ass. 337 00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:53,544 I've seen better acting in an epileptic whorehouse. 338 00:22:53,753 --> 00:22:55,505 Is that like the one your mom works at? 339 00:22:55,713 --> 00:22:58,508 Is she still offering the two-for-one discount? 340 00:22:58,716 --> 00:23:01,594 DEA, huh? For a street bust. 341 00:23:01,803 --> 00:23:04,931 Now, what would two feds want with that little twerp? 342 00:23:19,028 --> 00:23:20,988 Sooner or later, this was gonna happen. 343 00:23:21,197 --> 00:23:23,533 You want your exponential growth... 344 00:23:23,741 --> 00:23:25,785 ...guys are gonna get busted. Simple as that. 345 00:23:25,993 --> 00:23:28,913 How about we get him a real attorney? What the hell is this? 346 00:23:29,122 --> 00:23:30,790 This is who he hires? 347 00:23:30,998 --> 00:23:34,001 What? Are you kidding me? This is the guy you want. 348 00:23:35,419 --> 00:23:37,046 This is the guy I'd hire. 349 00:23:37,839 --> 00:23:39,215 It's the guy you'd hire. 350 00:23:39,423 --> 00:23:40,758 Look, you remember Emilio? 351 00:23:41,217 --> 00:23:44,095 Okay, this dude got Emilio off, like, twice. Okay? 352 00:23:44,303 --> 00:23:48,850 Both times, they had him dead to rights, yo. And then, poof. 353 00:23:49,058 --> 00:23:50,226 Dude is like Houdini. 354 00:23:50,434 --> 00:23:52,228 Seriously, when the going gets tough... 355 00:23:52,436 --> 00:23:54,272 ...you don't want a criminal lawyer. 356 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,817 You want a "criminal" lawyer. 357 00:23:58,025 --> 00:23:59,819 Know what I'm saying? 358 00:24:01,404 --> 00:24:03,531 Look, we're in good shape, Mr. White. 359 00:24:03,739 --> 00:24:05,992 Badger is way too loyal to roll. 360 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,161 Plus, he's scared shitless of me, all right. 361 00:24:08,369 --> 00:24:12,665 We pay four large. Cost of business. Take it out of his payroll. 362 00:24:12,874 --> 00:24:14,625 And it's only his first dealing rap... 363 00:24:14,834 --> 00:24:17,420 ...so, worst-case scenario, you know, they plead him out. 364 00:24:17,628 --> 00:24:21,174 He does five months picking up litter in an orange jump suit. 365 00:24:22,383 --> 00:24:26,345 So who goes inside? I don't need them seeing my face. 366 00:24:26,554 --> 00:24:29,098 Well, I don't need them seeing my face. 367 00:24:29,307 --> 00:24:32,393 Why not? You look like his typical clientele. 368 00:24:32,602 --> 00:24:34,061 Dick. 369 00:24:34,270 --> 00:24:35,771 Fine. 370 00:24:36,355 --> 00:24:38,983 We'll flip for it, all right? Call it. 371 00:24:40,568 --> 00:24:42,195 Heads. 372 00:24:55,041 --> 00:24:58,377 Mayhew? Mr. Mayhew? 373 00:25:11,849 --> 00:25:14,227 Mr. Mayhew. 374 00:25:14,435 --> 00:25:17,396 Nice of you to come down. Please. 375 00:25:17,730 --> 00:25:18,856 Look at you. 376 00:25:19,273 --> 00:25:23,069 Should I call the FBI and tell them I found D.B. Cooper? 377 00:25:23,444 --> 00:25:24,445 Joking. 378 00:25:24,654 --> 00:25:26,739 I-Please, come on. 379 00:25:26,948 --> 00:25:28,741 Come on. Please. 380 00:25:28,950 --> 00:25:30,743 Hello. 381 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,122 Saul Goodman. Please sit. 382 00:25:36,749 --> 00:25:41,587 So it's a shame that we have to meet under these circumstances. 383 00:25:45,967 --> 00:25:48,928 I believe you have something for me? 384 00:25:49,262 --> 00:25:51,264 Oh, yes. 385 00:25:53,891 --> 00:25:58,229 Mayhew. Is that Irish or English? -Irish. 386 00:25:58,437 --> 00:26:01,274 Faith and begorra. A fellow potato-eater. 387 00:26:02,483 --> 00:26:03,860 My real name is McGill. 388 00:26:04,485 --> 00:26:06,279 The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys. 389 00:26:06,487 --> 00:26:10,533 They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak. 390 00:26:11,117 --> 00:26:13,995 I digress. Good things are happening. 391 00:26:14,203 --> 00:26:18,040 Fact is, your nephew is gonna get out in no time. 392 00:26:18,249 --> 00:26:19,876 That's wonderful, yeah. 393 00:26:20,084 --> 00:26:22,462 There's still a few details to be ironed out... 394 00:26:22,670 --> 00:26:24,630 ...but now that the DEA is involved... 395 00:26:25,089 --> 00:26:28,551 ...I think he's looking at time served, then probation. 396 00:26:28,759 --> 00:26:32,138 So leave your number with Francesca, and we'll be in touch. 397 00:26:32,346 --> 00:26:33,973 Excuse me, the DEA? -Yeah. 398 00:26:34,182 --> 00:26:37,768 That's the Drug Enforcement Administration. The feds. 399 00:26:40,521 --> 00:26:42,982 I hope that I'm not the breaker of bad news... 400 00:26:43,191 --> 00:26:46,736 ...but your nephew got mixed up with some pretty nasty customers. 401 00:26:46,944 --> 00:26:47,945 I understand that. 402 00:26:48,154 --> 00:26:49,864 What does that have to do with the DEA? 403 00:26:50,072 --> 00:26:51,574 They're after some mystery man... 404 00:26:51,782 --> 00:26:54,243 ...some heavy-hitter that goes by the name Heisenberg. 405 00:26:54,452 --> 00:26:56,871 They want this guy like the axe wants the turkey. 406 00:26:57,079 --> 00:26:58,998 Seems young Brandon may have information... 407 00:26:59,207 --> 00:27:01,042 ...that could lead to his arrest. 408 00:27:01,584 --> 00:27:03,586 Jesus, cheer up. This is good news. 409 00:27:03,795 --> 00:27:06,339 I mean, Brandon fell head-first into the doo-doo pile... 410 00:27:06,547 --> 00:27:08,508 ...and came up smelling like Paco Rabanne. 411 00:27:09,634 --> 00:27:12,845 Wait, wait. Look, I just... I think... 412 00:27:13,054 --> 00:27:18,184 I just think that we should review our options. 413 00:27:18,392 --> 00:27:19,811 Options? 414 00:27:20,019 --> 00:27:22,021 I'm gonna tell you what your options are. 415 00:27:22,230 --> 00:27:25,817 You got a grand total of two. Option A: Brandon takes the deal. 416 00:27:26,025 --> 00:27:28,194 Option B: Brandon goes up to the penitentiary... 417 00:27:28,402 --> 00:27:31,030 ...and gets his rectum resized about yay big. 418 00:27:31,239 --> 00:27:34,867 Look, look. What about reprisals? 419 00:27:35,076 --> 00:27:36,869 I mean, if Badger- 420 00:27:37,078 --> 00:27:42,542 If Brandon informs on this Heisenberg... 421 00:27:43,042 --> 00:27:44,710 I mean, what if, God forbid... 422 00:27:44,919 --> 00:27:49,715 ...that they decide to take revenge? 423 00:27:49,924 --> 00:27:51,717 What have you been telling him? 424 00:27:51,926 --> 00:27:55,346 The kid keeps spouting off about, "If I talk, they'll kill me." 425 00:27:55,555 --> 00:27:58,474 Right now, he's the only thing holding up this deal. 426 00:27:59,433 --> 00:28:02,353 Good. -No, that's not good. That's terrible. 427 00:28:02,562 --> 00:28:05,648 Trust me, sir, your nephew won't last in prison two weeks. 428 00:28:05,857 --> 00:28:08,526 You let him take his chances on the outside. 429 00:28:08,734 --> 00:28:10,695 Maybe I can work in some witness protection. 430 00:28:10,903 --> 00:28:14,574 No, look, look. These are vicious, desperate people. 431 00:28:14,782 --> 00:28:19,745 I've been told that one of them killed another man... 432 00:28:19,954 --> 00:28:23,416 ...by crushing his head with an ATM machine. 433 00:28:24,625 --> 00:28:27,086 People love to take credit for the fun ones. 434 00:28:27,295 --> 00:28:30,756 The guy who got his head smooshed used to be a client of mine. 435 00:28:30,965 --> 00:28:33,551 His wife killed him, all right? It was open and shut. 436 00:28:33,759 --> 00:28:36,262 Trust me, you folks have nothing to worry about, okay? 437 00:28:36,471 --> 00:28:39,807 I'm gonna set your nephew straight, get him singing like a canary... 438 00:28:40,016 --> 00:28:42,435 ...all's right with the world. 439 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,647 Ten thousand dollars. 440 00:29:00,328 --> 00:29:03,122 Ten thousand, cash to you. 441 00:29:04,332 --> 00:29:08,002 I'm not saying to throw the case. 442 00:29:08,211 --> 00:29:13,299 Just no talking to the DEA. 443 00:29:14,342 --> 00:29:16,636 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 444 00:29:17,428 --> 00:29:18,805 Yes. 445 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,474 What's it going to be? 446 00:29:23,976 --> 00:29:26,312 What, dude wouldn't take a bribe? 447 00:29:26,729 --> 00:29:29,482 That dude in there? Saul Goodman we're talking about? 448 00:29:29,690 --> 00:29:31,359 Yeah. "Morally outraged," he said. 449 00:29:31,567 --> 00:29:32,985 Threatened to call the police. 450 00:29:33,194 --> 00:29:38,157 -Wait, and Badger is gonna spill? -Like the Exxon Valdez. 451 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,285 So, what do we do about it? 452 00:29:51,963 --> 00:29:54,006 Hey, Francesca, how about I follow you home? 453 00:29:54,215 --> 00:29:55,258 No. 454 00:29:55,466 --> 00:29:57,135 For safety. 455 00:29:57,343 --> 00:29:58,886 What? 456 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,641 God, you are killing me with that booty. 457 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,865 Talk to me. Come on, talk to me, guys, huh? 458 00:30:19,073 --> 00:30:22,702 Come on, just tell me what you want. Jesus! 459 00:30:23,953 --> 00:30:26,038 Oh, no, no, no! 460 00:30:26,247 --> 00:30:29,167 No, it wasn't me. It was Ignacio. He's the one. 461 00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:32,128 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 462 00:30:35,006 --> 00:30:36,883 Shut up, dude. 463 00:30:37,341 --> 00:30:40,470 Shut up, all right? Just speak English. 464 00:30:40,678 --> 00:30:43,556 Lalo didn't send you? No Lalo? 465 00:30:44,098 --> 00:30:47,310 Who? -Oh, thank God! Oh, Christ! 466 00:30:47,518 --> 00:30:50,062 Oh, I thought... 467 00:30:51,063 --> 00:30:53,232 What can I do for you gentlemen? 468 00:30:53,441 --> 00:30:55,860 Anything. Just tell me what you need. 469 00:30:56,068 --> 00:31:00,156 This afternoon, an associate of ours offered you $10,000. 470 00:31:00,364 --> 00:31:01,908 You should have taken it. 471 00:31:02,116 --> 00:31:05,203 Wait a minute. This is in regards to what's-his-name? 472 00:31:05,411 --> 00:31:07,830 Badger! Brandon Mayhew. 473 00:31:08,206 --> 00:31:10,541 The uncle. That was your guy? 474 00:31:11,751 --> 00:31:14,504 No offence, but I don't take bribes from strangers, you know? 475 00:31:14,712 --> 00:31:17,048 Better safe than sorry. That's my motto. 476 00:31:17,256 --> 00:31:21,677 But I'll take your money! Sure! -No, that offer has expired, yo. 477 00:31:21,886 --> 00:31:25,807 It was kind of low anyways. But okay, okay, I'll take it. 478 00:31:26,015 --> 00:31:27,725 Just tell me what you need, all right? 479 00:31:27,934 --> 00:31:30,019 I'm easy. I'm gonna keep a happy thought... 480 00:31:30,228 --> 00:31:32,522 ...and assume this is just a negotiating tactic. 481 00:31:32,730 --> 00:31:35,775 All right, listen to me very carefully. 482 00:31:35,983 --> 00:31:37,860 You are going to give Badger Mayhew... 483 00:31:38,069 --> 00:31:41,197 ...the best legal representation ever. 484 00:31:41,405 --> 00:31:43,658 But no deals with the DEA. 485 00:31:43,866 --> 00:31:47,537 All right? Badger will not identify anyone to anybody. 486 00:31:47,745 --> 00:31:50,289 If he does, you're dead. 487 00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:54,710 Why don't you just kill Badger? 488 00:31:57,713 --> 00:32:00,508 I mean, follow me, but if a mosquito is buzzing around you... 489 00:32:00,716 --> 00:32:03,928 ...and it bites you on the ass, you don't go gunning for the attorney. 490 00:32:04,137 --> 00:32:07,557 You go grab a fly swatter. I mean, so to speak. 491 00:32:07,974 --> 00:32:11,144 I mean, all due respect, but do I have to spell this out for you? 492 00:32:11,727 --> 00:32:14,772 We're not killing Badger, yo! -Then you got real problems, okay. 493 00:32:14,981 --> 00:32:16,983 Because the DEA will come down on your boy... 494 00:32:17,191 --> 00:32:19,110 ...like a proverbial ton of bricks. 495 00:32:19,318 --> 00:32:21,404 I don't think I'm going out on a limb here... 496 00:32:21,612 --> 00:32:23,406 ...but, hey, he's not gonna like prison. 497 00:32:23,614 --> 00:32:28,119 He's gonna sing like Celine Dion regardless of what you do to me. 498 00:32:33,708 --> 00:32:35,001 Mr. Mayhew? 499 00:32:37,712 --> 00:32:41,340 I recognise your cough. Take that mask off, you know. Get some air. 500 00:32:41,716 --> 00:32:43,217 Go on. 501 00:32:50,391 --> 00:32:52,018 God. -Take it easy. 502 00:32:52,226 --> 00:32:54,854 Breathe in, breathe out. 503 00:32:55,062 --> 00:32:58,941 All right. I'm gonna stand up, all right? Because I got bad knees. 504 00:32:59,692 --> 00:33:01,527 That's better. 505 00:33:02,278 --> 00:33:05,865 Okay, now listen. The three of us are gonna work this out. 506 00:33:06,073 --> 00:33:07,575 Yeah? How? 507 00:33:07,825 --> 00:33:10,536 First thing, you'll put a dollar in my pocket, both of you. 508 00:33:13,372 --> 00:33:15,541 You want attorney-client privilege, don't you? 509 00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:18,795 So that everything you say is strictly between us. 510 00:33:20,046 --> 00:33:21,881 I mean it. Put a dollar in my pocket. 511 00:33:22,089 --> 00:33:23,716 Come on, make it official. 512 00:33:24,717 --> 00:33:26,469 Come on, do it. 513 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,515 That's it, come on. Just a dollar. 514 00:33:34,727 --> 00:33:38,397 All right, now you, ski bum. Come on. Give with the dollar. 515 00:33:39,065 --> 00:33:40,107 Go on. -Be smart. 516 00:33:40,316 --> 00:33:41,776 What? 517 00:33:45,446 --> 00:33:47,240 All I got is a five. -I'll take a five. 518 00:33:47,448 --> 00:33:51,035 Come on, already. Come on. Be cool. 519 00:33:53,371 --> 00:33:55,456 Okay, you're now both officially represented... 520 00:33:55,665 --> 00:33:57,250 ...by Saul Goodman and Associates. 521 00:33:57,458 --> 00:34:01,838 Your secrets are safe with me under threat of disbarment. All right? 522 00:34:02,255 --> 00:34:05,550 Take the ski mask off. I feel like I'm talking to the Weather Underground. 523 00:34:07,468 --> 00:34:09,428 Just do it. 524 00:34:14,058 --> 00:34:17,436 Okay, so if a prison shanking is completely off the table... 525 00:34:17,645 --> 00:34:18,896 And we're sure of that? 526 00:34:21,524 --> 00:34:23,025 No shanking! 527 00:34:25,027 --> 00:34:26,529 All right, all right. 528 00:34:27,155 --> 00:34:31,576 The way I see it is somebody is going to prison. 529 00:34:35,496 --> 00:34:37,373 It's just a matter of who. 530 00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:42,086 All right. Lame-ass TV ads aside... 531 00:34:42,295 --> 00:34:45,798 ...your lawyer here, he cooked you up a pretty killer deal. 532 00:34:46,007 --> 00:34:47,258 Time served, no probation. 533 00:34:47,467 --> 00:34:50,803 It's pretty slick. Couldn't believe the judge went for it. 534 00:34:51,721 --> 00:34:54,098 Don't get cocky. You ain't home free yet. 535 00:34:54,307 --> 00:34:56,350 You don't give us the name of your supplier... 536 00:34:56,559 --> 00:34:59,770 ...you're going nowhere. -The tough guy act is unnecessary. 537 00:34:59,979 --> 00:35:02,273 This young man is cooperating fully. 538 00:35:02,482 --> 00:35:05,401 Is that right? Yeah, you cooperating? 539 00:35:09,363 --> 00:35:12,241 Okay, let's start with a name. 540 00:35:14,702 --> 00:35:16,788 He just goes by Heisenberg. 541 00:35:17,330 --> 00:35:18,331 Heisenberg, huh? 542 00:35:19,707 --> 00:35:21,167 How old is this Heisenberg? 543 00:35:21,876 --> 00:35:25,671 Old. Like 50 or 70 or something. 544 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,007 Height? -Average, I guess. 545 00:35:28,216 --> 00:35:30,092 Medium height, medium weight. 546 00:35:30,301 --> 00:35:33,304 What colour hair? -No hair. 547 00:35:33,513 --> 00:35:35,139 Dude is balder than you. 548 00:35:37,350 --> 00:35:39,811 1963, James Edward Kilkelly... 549 00:35:40,019 --> 00:35:42,522 ...is convicted of stealing a vending machine. 550 00:35:42,730 --> 00:35:45,525 1975, breaking and entering. 551 00:35:45,733 --> 00:35:48,361 1982, grand theft auto. 552 00:35:48,569 --> 00:35:50,905 1984, armed robbery. 553 00:35:51,114 --> 00:35:55,451 1987, 1992. You get the idea. And here he is today. 554 00:35:55,660 --> 00:35:57,537 Better known as Jimmy In-'N-Out. 555 00:35:57,745 --> 00:36:03,251 City, state and federal, he's spent 44 of the last 58 years inside. 556 00:36:04,252 --> 00:36:06,712 Entire life behind bars. 557 00:36:07,213 --> 00:36:09,465 Jimmy provides a very special service. 558 00:36:09,674 --> 00:36:12,510 For a price, Jimmy will go to prison for you. 559 00:36:13,511 --> 00:36:17,223 On purpose? The guy goes to prison on purpose? 560 00:36:18,141 --> 00:36:20,059 He's actually more comfortable inside. 561 00:36:20,268 --> 00:36:22,687 The outside world hasn't been too kind to him. 562 00:36:24,730 --> 00:36:26,732 Sometime during the Clinton administration... 563 00:36:26,941 --> 00:36:31,070 ...Jimmy figured out how he could use his talents to turn a profit. 564 00:36:35,575 --> 00:36:40,371 So when does all this happen? -It's already happening. 565 00:36:40,580 --> 00:36:41,873 The buy is set for tomorrow. 566 00:36:42,081 --> 00:36:44,750 Cops bust Jimmy, Badger gets out, everybody's happy... 567 00:36:44,959 --> 00:36:47,962 ...and all it's gonna cost you is 80 thousand and one pound... 568 00:36:48,171 --> 00:36:49,672 ...of your finest meth. 569 00:36:54,302 --> 00:36:58,139 Eighty thousand dollars for eight years of his life, huh? 570 00:36:58,347 --> 00:37:00,558 First of all, he's not gonna do eight years. 571 00:37:00,766 --> 00:37:02,560 I'll represent him, and I guarantee... 572 00:37:02,768 --> 00:37:06,272 ...there's gonna be some unexpected problems with the prosecution's case. 573 00:37:06,481 --> 00:37:09,108 Secondly, he gets 30. Fifty goes to me. 574 00:37:09,317 --> 00:37:12,361 You get 50? For what? -For facilitating. 575 00:37:12,570 --> 00:37:15,239 Who's taking a bigger risk here? He likes prison. 576 00:37:15,448 --> 00:37:17,450 You did bring the cash, didn't you? 577 00:37:17,658 --> 00:37:20,745 Look, if this option is too expensive... 578 00:37:20,953 --> 00:37:24,373 ...you can still always...Badger in the chow line. 579 00:37:42,683 --> 00:37:44,769 Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it? 580 00:38:02,203 --> 00:38:04,705 All right. There's our boy. 581 00:38:05,873 --> 00:38:08,167 Right on time. 582 00:38:24,851 --> 00:38:27,854 Go back. -What? All right, all right, all right. 583 00:38:40,741 --> 00:38:44,370 So, what do you think? They see us? 584 00:38:44,787 --> 00:38:46,664 No, man, I think we're good. 585 00:38:52,086 --> 00:38:54,172 Badger looks like he's gonna throw up. 586 00:38:54,589 --> 00:38:56,048 Give me those back. 587 00:38:56,257 --> 00:38:58,217 Just give them to me. 588 00:38:58,885 --> 00:39:00,678 Oh, no. 589 00:39:01,262 --> 00:39:02,472 Where the hell is Jimmy? 590 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,682 Should've been here 10 minutes ago. 591 00:39:04,891 --> 00:39:09,604 You think Jimmy is actually for real? A guy who wants to be in prison? 592 00:39:10,188 --> 00:39:12,190 There's more than one kind of prison. 593 00:39:12,398 --> 00:39:14,233 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 594 00:39:14,442 --> 00:39:16,903 There he is-Wait a minute. 595 00:39:17,111 --> 00:39:20,656 Oh, no, no, no. -What? What? Let me see. 596 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,410 Who the hell is that? -I don't know. 597 00:39:28,122 --> 00:39:31,083 Mr. Heisenberg, I presume. 598 00:39:32,126 --> 00:39:33,795 Time to move? 599 00:39:34,086 --> 00:39:36,130 Not till we see the exchange. 600 00:39:38,966 --> 00:39:41,969 No, no. Oh, shit! 601 00:39:42,178 --> 00:39:45,264 What? -Now he shows. 602 00:39:48,768 --> 00:39:50,686 Okay, let's do this. 603 00:39:54,857 --> 00:39:56,192 No, no. 604 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,945 Oh, my God. Jimmy is on the wrong bench. Crap! 605 00:39:59,153 --> 00:40:01,239 We're screwed! 606 00:40:01,447 --> 00:40:02,824 What are you doing? 607 00:40:03,032 --> 00:40:05,159 Hey, what are you doing? 608 00:40:09,247 --> 00:40:11,124 I don't get it. What's the holdup? 609 00:40:21,843 --> 00:40:23,136 Where's the stuff, man? 610 00:40:23,344 --> 00:40:25,471 Where are we going? -Just shut up. 611 00:40:31,352 --> 00:40:32,562 Get out. Go stop him. 612 00:40:32,770 --> 00:40:35,189 The DEA is right there. If they see me, we're screwed. 613 00:40:35,398 --> 00:40:36,899 Get out. I'll do something. 614 00:40:37,108 --> 00:40:39,110 What? -Just go! 615 00:40:52,039 --> 00:40:54,167 Hank, I thought that was you. 616 00:40:54,375 --> 00:40:55,960 Schrader, I'm blocked. 617 00:40:56,169 --> 00:40:58,921 Walt, not a good time. -How you doing? You feeling okay? 618 00:40:59,130 --> 00:41:00,131 Schrader, I'm blocked. 619 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,842 We're working. You gotta get out of here. 620 00:41:03,050 --> 00:41:06,387 Working? Oh, like DEA working? -Schrader, we're missing it. Schrader. 621 00:41:06,596 --> 00:41:08,639 Is something going down? 622 00:41:10,892 --> 00:41:13,436 Wrong guy, wrong guy. Other bench. 623 00:41:20,234 --> 00:41:21,360 Walt, Walt. 624 00:41:21,569 --> 00:41:23,696 Walter, move your ass now. -Okay. 625 00:41:23,905 --> 00:41:25,698 Listen, I'll just go, leave you alone. 626 00:41:25,907 --> 00:41:28,701 We'll talk about it later. Just floor it. -Should I back up? 627 00:41:28,910 --> 00:41:30,328 Go that way. -Forward is better? 628 00:41:30,536 --> 00:41:32,371 I'll be out of the way there. Okay, okay. 629 00:41:32,580 --> 00:41:35,041 I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry. 630 00:41:35,249 --> 00:41:37,835 I'll leave you alone. -We'll talk later. Just go. 631 00:41:38,586 --> 00:41:41,464 Where'd he go? Where the hell did he go? 632 00:41:43,424 --> 00:41:46,677 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Got him. 633 00:41:53,935 --> 00:41:56,312 Looks like it's going down. -Take him. 634 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,323 Freeze! Hey, right there. Don't move. 635 00:42:09,742 --> 00:42:11,160 Come on, let's get him up. 636 00:42:20,962 --> 00:42:22,630 Jesus! 637 00:42:23,631 --> 00:42:25,466 I think they bought it. 638 00:42:29,220 --> 00:42:30,263 Absolutely. 639 00:42:30,471 --> 00:42:33,850 Textbook bust, sir. Yes, sir. 640 00:42:34,058 --> 00:42:36,602 Looks like we got a full pound of the blue stuff. 641 00:42:36,811 --> 00:42:41,566 Oh, and Heisenberg's real name? James Kilkelly. 642 00:42:42,859 --> 00:42:46,946 Thank you. Thank you very much. It was my pleasure. 643 00:43:13,681 --> 00:43:15,016 Hey. 644 00:43:16,017 --> 00:43:18,519 You weren't home, so I let the delivery guys in. 645 00:43:18,728 --> 00:43:22,148 I hope that's okay. -Absolutely. 646 00:43:31,532 --> 00:43:33,701 So you bought a bed. 647 00:43:35,161 --> 00:43:36,287 Yeah. 648 00:43:36,871 --> 00:43:38,581 What is that, a king? 649 00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:42,668 Pillow top? 650 00:44:18,871 --> 00:44:22,792 Oh, my God. You really are a chemistry teacher. 651 00:44:27,755 --> 00:44:29,257 You mind? 652 00:44:33,344 --> 00:44:35,555 I was terrible at chemistry. 653 00:44:35,763 --> 00:44:38,391 I'm more of a humanities guy. 654 00:44:38,599 --> 00:44:41,185 How did you find me? -We should talk about that. 655 00:44:41,394 --> 00:44:45,731 It should be much, much harder for people to track you down. 656 00:44:45,940 --> 00:44:47,567 My Pl charged me for three hours... 657 00:44:47,775 --> 00:44:50,736 ...so I seriously doubt it took him more than one. 658 00:44:53,656 --> 00:44:56,784 So this is, what, blackmail? 659 00:44:56,993 --> 00:44:58,703 Walter, I'm your lawyer. 660 00:44:58,911 --> 00:45:03,332 Anything you say to me is totally privileged. 661 00:45:03,541 --> 00:45:06,085 I'm not in the shakedown racket. 662 00:45:06,294 --> 00:45:08,713 I'm a lawyer. Even drug dealers need lawyers, right? 663 00:45:08,921 --> 00:45:12,049 Especially drug dealers. 664 00:45:12,467 --> 00:45:16,512 So, what, you're just doing this out of the kindness of your heart? 665 00:45:17,054 --> 00:45:20,349 Come on. Have you seen my hourly rate? 666 00:45:21,642 --> 00:45:23,603 By the way, where do you keep the money? 667 00:45:23,811 --> 00:45:28,107 Is it in your mattress? Is it in a jelly jar buried in the side yard? 668 00:45:28,316 --> 00:45:31,277 This kid Mayhew may be the first of your guys to get picked up... 669 00:45:31,486 --> 00:45:32,779 ...but he won't be the last. 670 00:45:32,987 --> 00:45:36,532 And if I can find you, how far behind can the cops be? 671 00:45:36,741 --> 00:45:38,159 I don't understand. 672 00:45:38,367 --> 00:45:41,245 What exactly are you offering to do for me? 673 00:45:42,747 --> 00:45:45,792 What did Tom Hagen do for Vito Corleone? 674 00:45:46,209 --> 00:45:49,295 I'm no Vito Corleone. 675 00:45:49,504 --> 00:45:52,256 No shit. Right now, you're Fredo. 676 00:45:52,465 --> 00:45:53,966 But with some sound advice... 677 00:45:54,175 --> 00:45:56,552 ...and the proper introductions, who knows? 678 00:45:56,761 --> 00:45:58,721 I'll tell you, you've got the right product. 679 00:45:58,930 --> 00:46:01,682 Anything that gets the DEA's panties in this big a bunch... 680 00:46:01,891 --> 00:46:03,559 ...you're on to something special. 681 00:46:03,768 --> 00:46:08,147 And I would like to be a small and silent part of it. 682 00:46:10,733 --> 00:46:11,776 Food for thought, yeah? 683 00:46:16,989 --> 00:46:21,661 So if you wanna make more money and keep the money that you make... 684 00:46:22,954 --> 00:46:24,997 ...better call Saul!