1 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,444 You want me to open the doors? 2 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:14,991 Here. The keys. Take them. 3 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,369 Why you talking? 4 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,540 No! No, no, no... 5 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:09,892 Gambling destroyed my life. 6 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:14,772 Me, my family, everything I loved. 7 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:18,985 It was like a robbery, only I was the thief. 8 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:23,072 It's amazing the stories you tell yourself to justify it. 9 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:29,870 The lies that lead you to just one more hand, one more spin... 10 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,999 ...one more roll of the dice. 11 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:37,837 This is our deal, okay? Marie, no. 12 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,506 You guys are not lifting a finger. I mean it. 13 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:45,469 Yeah, we're bringing everything. So... This is not up for debate, okay? 14 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,221 Great. 15 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:51,100 Sweetie, don't worry. We're not gonna say one word about the bills. 16 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:53,519 We just wanna bring everyone up to speed. 17 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,647 All right, I'll see you soon. Bye. 18 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:03,529 So... 19 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:08,034 Tonight's the night. No turning back. 20 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,037 Well... 21 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,206 Okay. Let's do this. 22 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,669 Okay. So first, I assign point values. 23 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:21,172 Correlate to the effect of removal. 24 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:24,759 - You're gonna split the eights? - Skyler, please. 25 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:29,513 Now, the mathematical principle known as the Kelly Criterion... 26 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,891 ...upon which I devised my own strategy... 27 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:34,101 Not dissimilar to the MIT system... 28 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,645 Walt, you're not teaching them. 29 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:40,274 - You wanted me to be thorough. - Play. You're taking too long. 30 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:44,028 You don't think it behooves me to be able to explain any of this? 31 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:48,824 It behooves you to be a pro, that's all. That's the fiction. So, chop-chop. 32 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,701 Don't chop-chop me. 33 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,622 Now, we both know that the first decision... 34 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:57,750 ...is whether or not to split or to surrender. 35 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,127 On eights. Split them. 36 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,214 Good on both. 37 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,217 Next decision is whether to double down or not. 38 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,637 - Which you should be doing. - On an 11, yes. Double. 39 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:13,140 Okay, this hand over here, we have a soft 18. 40 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:17,603 The final decision is whether or not to hit or to stand. Hit it. 41 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,315 - Becomes a hard 15. - Dealer has a nine. 42 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,109 I see that. 43 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:24,944 Hit it. 44 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,906 Okay, let's see what I got. 45 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,493 And 21. 46 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:33,911 - Damn. - Yup. 47 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:39,083 Okay, the key thing to remember here is that it's not about any one hand. 48 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,503 The key is the number of hands per hour. 49 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,839 Let's go again. 50 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:50,094 Zero, minus one, 0.6. 51 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:52,513 Okay. 52 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:57,059 - Walt. - It's not as if I don't know how to play. 53 00:07:57,686 --> 00:08:00,604 I certainly more than understand how to count cards. 54 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,106 Let's just keep going. 55 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,192 No, you know what? I'm in recovery, remember? 56 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:07,236 I shouldn't even be playing. 57 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:11,323 And that is the fiction that we should be sticking to. 58 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,117 You know what? 59 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:18,414 You're right. Yeah. 60 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:23,669 Okay. We're not leaving anything to chance. 61 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:28,299 All right. Let's get started. Got a lot of... 62 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:33,262 - Walt. we got a lot of ground to cover. - What is this? 63 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:37,099 We have to get our story straight. We've gotta be on the same page. 64 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:39,059 - A script? - Bullet points. 65 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:42,188 Bullet points? We got a novella. 66 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:46,734 This is smart. You really wanna try to sell a DEA agent some... 67 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:49,445 ...full-of-holes story about how we suddenly... 68 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:51,697 ...have enough money to buy a car wash? 69 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,783 - Am I supposed to memorize this? - We need to practice. 70 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,328 - We need to be word-perfect. - Within reason. 71 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,330 We need this story to be solid... 72 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:02,791 ...and sympathetic and, most of all, completely believable. 73 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,085 The story that you already told Marie. 74 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,421 You think that she hasn't told Hank? 75 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:10,216 Come on, this is Marie we're talking about here. 76 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:13,677 No, she hasn't. She hasn't. 77 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,597 Hank thinks his insurance is paying for everything. 78 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,850 Marie's not telling him we are paying his therapy bills. 79 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,394 - And neither are we. - And why is that again? 80 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:26,732 - Really? - If we have the gambling story...? 81 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:32,613 Did you take money, Walt? You remember Gretchen and Elliot? 82 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:36,116 I seem to recall that you'd rather sell drugs than take help. 83 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:39,078 - Fine. - Marie will tell Hank in her own time. 84 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,622 And at least we'll have laid the groundwork. 85 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,750 And coming clean with Hank and Juni... 86 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:52,216 Appearing to come clean will be the best thing for everyone. 87 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,801 We talked about this. 88 00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:58,597 - Okay? We agreed about this. - Yes, we did. it's just... 89 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,891 What? 90 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,644 Never mind. Just... 91 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:09,942 Okay. So I really think we should tag team the narrative, okay? 92 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:15,155 We'll each be responsible for certain portions of the story and then we can... 93 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:19,451 We can hand off so we don't leave anything out, and it'll seem natural. 94 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,621 Okay. So I'm gonna launch with the exciting news... 95 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,500 ...that we are buying a car wash. 96 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:30,170 The next logical question Hank will probably ask is: 97 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:33,757 "Where are you getting the money?" To which I'll say: 98 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,885 We wanna tell you the whole story. It's a doozy... 99 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:40,180 ...so hold onto your hats. 100 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,641 Do you like that? 101 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,561 Sure. 102 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:50,149 It accomplishes two things. it keeps it light while letting them know... 103 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,609 ...to expect something big. 104 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:56,488 Yeah. No. it's a doozy. 105 00:10:56,698 --> 00:11:01,160 Okay. Anyway, that's where you will take over, starting with your diagnosis. 106 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,704 Pages one and two. Okay. And it's... 107 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:07,916 it's pretty much gonna run parallel to the truth, which makes it easier. 108 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,128 But just make sure to really hit the cancer. 109 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,422 Really touch on the fear and despair. 110 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:16,508 It's good to remind them and to get their sympathy. 111 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:19,678 We want them to understand why you could do something so stupid. 112 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:26,226 Now, after that, per pages three and four, after you say: 113 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:29,813 "Gambling became an addiction and I just couldn't control it." 114 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,440 - Do you see that? - Yes. 115 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:32,900 In the middle. Okay. 116 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:37,071 I put in that line about robbery, from the GA meeting. That was good. 117 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:41,075 So next, I'll chime in about how it affected our marriage... 118 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:45,537 ...starting with the confusion, the deceit, why we couldn't tell anyone... 119 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,957 I'm terribly, terribly ashamed of my actions. 120 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,418 - Yeah. - Two "terribly" s? 121 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:55,047 - It's to show contrition. - Well, I just wouldn't use that word. 122 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:58,092 I would never say the word "terribly." 123 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:02,054 Phrase it however you want. Okay? You're jumping ahead. Now... 124 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,557 And why...? And why am I so ashamed? 125 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,727 Do I really need to answer that? 126 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:14,858 I was, and am, providing for our family. 127 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:21,532 - Let's just pick up where we left off. - I'm weak, I'm out of control. 128 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,283 This makes me look like crap. 129 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:26,120 This has to be a warts-and-all story. 130 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,914 That's how we'll sell it. We both look bad. 131 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,874 How do you look bad exactly? 132 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,961 Where is the "I slept with my boss" bullet point? 133 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,171 I can't seem to find that anywhere. 134 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:39,675 For a fired schoolteacher who cooks crystal meth... 135 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:42,386 ...I'd say you're coming out pretty much ahead. 136 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,931 I don't like it. I don't want Junior thinking less of me. 137 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:51,145 At least you won at gambling. I'm the bitch mom who wouldn't cut you slack. 138 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,028 I'm sorry. 139 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,991 I'm sorry that I put you through all of this. 140 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,496 How's that sound? 141 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,670 Two "sorry" s. 142 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,674 I believe we were on page five. 143 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:26,305 So after you say how very sorry you are, in your own words, of course... 144 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,973 ...we're almost to the end. 145 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:32,352 And then I say how proud I am of you for joining a 12-step program. 146 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:38,150 And this is where I think we should enact how we're feeling, you know? 147 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:45,073 Just a suggestion. You might look down at the floor with remorse. 148 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,872 What? You don't have to mean it. 149 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,666 You just stare down at your feet, Walt, okay? 150 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,919 Then I'm gonna... 151 00:13:57,128 --> 00:14:02,382 I was thinking of taking Marie's hand and saying something emotional like: 152 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,301 it's such a relief to tell you. 153 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,304 We're glad we have a strong family to help us. 154 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:13,101 That we can all support each other. And then maybe I'll tear up a little. 155 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,772 I don't know. We'll just have to see what happens in the moment. 156 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,150 You're gonna cry on cue? 157 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:23,362 - I said, I don't know. Maybe. - When you dab your eyes... 158 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,406 ...you gonna do it with your right hand or your left? 159 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:29,785 - One tear? Two tears? How many? - This has to be convincing. 160 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:33,080 Especially to Hank. I'm doing the best I can here, walt. 161 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,998 And yes, I'm thorough. 162 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:41,797 Maybe lying doesn't come as easily to me as it does to you. 163 00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,107 - Guys! Come on in! Hi! - Hey. 164 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,483 - Good to see you! - Hey. 165 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,570 - Hey, you little punk! Hey. - Hey. 166 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,572 - Great to see you. - How you doing? 167 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,241 Look at my little princess. She's getting big. 168 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,452 - Yeah. And heavy too. - Is that actual food I'm smelling? 169 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,705 I might get an honest-to-God meal here? 170 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,957 - You look good. - Thank you, sweetheart. 171 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:20,252 Your Aunt Marie, she's cute, but she could burn water. 172 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,630 You are so hilarious. Show the boys your rock collection. 173 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:26,466 - We're gonna get organized. - It'll be 20 minutes. 174 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,678 - You have a rock collection? - It's a mineral collection. 175 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,972 Just something I've... You wanna see it? 176 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,266 - Sure. - All right. Let's go see it. 177 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,686 - Oh, hey, let me... - Hey, no. I... l got it. 178 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,106 Come on, guys. it's down the hall here. 179 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:48,864 Now, that one there, that's rhodonite. Okay? it's manganese inosilicate. 180 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:52,075 Cool. What makes it be all pink like that? 181 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:56,371 Well, that's the manganese part. Okay? It oxidizes, you know, like rust. 182 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,707 Manganese can have an oxidation state... 183 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,209 ...of between minus-three and plus-seven... 184 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,963 ...which takes it through a range of colors. Purple, green, blue. 185 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,925 But its most stable state is plus-two, which is usually pale pink. 186 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,429 So... 187 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:20,562 Exactly. Whatever the hell he said. Anyway, you get the idea. 188 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:26,401 Yeah, it's interesting. Interesting stuff, that. Really. 189 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,699 Oh, hey. Yeah, give me that. 190 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,911 Give me that file, will you? You gotta check this out. 191 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:41,041 I've been working on something here. I'm doing a little consulting. 192 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:45,462 You know, weighing in on a case for A.P.D. 193 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:50,175 Put that in for me. Put that in over there. 194 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,886 Hank, what is this? It's not a dead body? 195 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,597 Oh, no, no, no. Nothing like that. No. 196 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,183 Seriously, you guys you gotta check this out. 197 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,436 This is good. Ready? Let me get it going here. 198 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,901 Look at this guy. 199 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,028 Look at... 200 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,627 Oh, man. You can't make this stuff up. 201 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,716 Who is this? 202 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:36,555 That, my friends, is Albuquerque's public enemy number one. 203 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:46,773 It's such a relief to finally tell you. 204 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:52,446 We're just so glad that we have a strong family to help us through this. 205 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,073 That we can all support each other. 206 00:17:56,659 --> 00:18:01,872 Jesus. I don't even know where to... Holy shit. 207 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,790 Yeah. 208 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,419 Walter H. White. 209 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:10,046 Man of hidden talents. 210 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:16,887 Dad, you're such a stud. How much did you win exactly? 211 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,850 - Dad? - I don't think I have exact figures. 212 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:27,189 It's enough to... After taxes, of course, to buy the car wash. 213 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,692 Maybe even pay for... 214 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:33,987 ...a couple of halfway reasonable college educations. 215 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:37,115 Damn, Dad, why'd you quit? 216 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:43,246 I can totally get a car for my birthday now, right? 217 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:53,799 Son, I'm terribly, terribly ashamed of my actions. 218 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:59,012 Would you excuse me, please? I need to use the restroom. 219 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,378 Walt? 220 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,681 Hey! 221 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,516 Sorry. 222 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:49,312 - Thought you might have fallen in. - No, no, I just... 223 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,899 Hey, man, that was some big stuff back there. 224 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,070 No, we wanted to be thorough, so... 225 00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:02,242 Yeah, well, it was quite a tale. Couldn't have been easy to, you know... 226 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:04,452 ...talk about. 227 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,623 You know, Walt, if you... 228 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:13,503 You can always bend my ear, right? I mean, if you ever need to talk... 229 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:18,174 ...or just blow off some steam, I'm here. 230 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,678 Not going anywhere, so... 231 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,848 Thanks, Hank. 232 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:33,773 Same goes for me, you know. if you ever wanna bounce anything off me... 233 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,735 ...I don't know, casework, anything, really. 234 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,322 Sometimes just talking something through... 235 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:43,283 ...you know, really can make a difference. 236 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:49,456 We're definitely not talking bathtub crank here. This is a big-ass operation. 237 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:52,334 You know, hundreds of pounds a week. Maybe more. 238 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:59,633 So who is this person? What do you know about him? 239 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:02,427 Other than he's deader than a Texas salad bar... 240 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,429 ...and has a decent set of pipes? 241 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,933 - I'd say he's my guy. - Your guy? 242 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:15,440 There's this mystery man I've been chasing for the better part of a year. 243 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:21,029 Cooks the purest meth that me or anyone else has ever seen. 244 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,991 Goes by the name of Heisenberg. 245 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,412 Yeah. Pretty weird, huh? 246 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:33,667 I looked him up. it was one of these physic... One of Hitler's guys. 247 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,921 You know, a physicist named Werner Heisenberg. Real cute, huh? 248 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:41,967 I figure with a handle like that, my guy's gotta be some sort of... 249 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,844 Some sort of an egghead. No offense. 250 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:49,641 And here we go. Gale "Major Tom" Boetticher. 251 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,602 Anyway, I just wanna see if I'm, you know... 252 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:56,064 ...not barking up the wrong tree, chemically speaking. 253 00:21:56,232 --> 00:22:02,904 As far as I can make out, he's writing about a phenylacetone cook, right? 254 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:07,450 - Yeah. - Yeah. That's pretty rare these days... 255 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:10,829 ...but it does jibe with the blue stuff I've been tracking. 256 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:15,959 "Two sticks dairy-free soy margarine, two-third cup turbinado sugar." 257 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:22,966 it's a recipe for vegan s'mores. There's all kinds of crazy crap in there. 258 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,969 Yeah, like, you know, top-ten recumbent bicycles... 259 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,762 ...indoor composting tips. 260 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:33,309 All right next to the mother of methamphetamine syntheses. 261 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:38,231 This guy was a... Man, he was a real character. 262 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:41,609 Yeah, he seems unique. 263 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:44,446 Yeah. Let me show you something. Give it here. 264 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:50,702 Right here at the... Right here at the top it says: 265 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:57,333 "To W.w. My star, my perfect silence." 266 00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,836 W.W. 267 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,756 I mean, who do you figure that is? 268 00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:05,508 Woodrow Wilson? 269 00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:08,845 Willy Wonka? 270 00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:12,223 Walter White? 271 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,312 You got me. 272 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,358 W.W. 273 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:25,320 Wait a minute. Let me see this... 274 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,865 ...for a second, because I think I remembered... 275 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,659 Here. 276 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:33,828 Yes. 277 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:37,082 Yeah. 278 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,751 "When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer." 279 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,336 Learned. 280 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:47,425 And from time to time Look'd up in perfect silence at the stars. 281 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:51,054 It's a poem by Walt whitman. 282 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:53,598 Your w.W. 283 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:58,436 You freaking brainiac. 284 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:03,399 I must have skipped that day in school or something. 285 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:06,611 I been chasing my tail about that one. Bet you're right. 286 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:09,781 - Well, I'm glad I could be of help. - Yeah. 287 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,283 Walt Whitman. 288 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:18,206 So you think this Gale person is your Heisenberg? 289 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:20,583 Yeah, I think so. Yeah. 290 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:22,460 God, I wanted to get this guy. 291 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:26,840 It looks like you did. 292 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:30,468 No, I mean, you know, me personally, you know? 293 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:34,806 I wanted to be the one to slap the handcuffs on him, that kind of shit. 294 00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:38,685 Popeye Doyle waving to Frog One. 295 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:45,400 If I recall, at least from the first French Connection... 296 00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:49,154 ...Popeye Doyle never actually caught him. 297 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,659 Yeah, I guess me and old Popeye, huh? 298 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:57,203 Day late and a dollar short. 299 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:07,463 - What about the person who killed him? - A.P.D.'s problem, not mine. 300 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:09,382 - Any leads? - My buddy Tim says... 301 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:12,302 ...they got some fingerprints they're trying to lD. 302 00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:15,680 Eyewitness saw a person of interest. Might get lucky there. 303 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:19,475 Somebody knows something. They'll track the shooter eventually. 304 00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:22,411 Jesse. 305 00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:54,093 What's up? 306 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,271 I need to talk to you. 307 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:07,065 Okay. 308 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,279 Now. 309 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,782 Go ahead. 310 00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:22,288 Would you stop doing what you're doing, please? 311 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:25,875 I'm not done, yo. And that dude's next. 312 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:32,298 - What the hell? what is wrong...? - We have business to discuss. 313 00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:34,801 So discuss. Jesus. 314 00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:36,386 Let go of me. 315 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:39,180 Gale's murder is being investigated. 316 00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:45,311 And I have it on good authority that they found fingerprints at the scene. 317 00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:47,397 Not mine. 318 00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:51,818 - We done here? - No, we are not done here. 319 00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:54,612 What if they are yours? How can you be so sure? 320 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:58,533 Because I'm here. Your brother-in-law's got such a hard-on for me... 321 00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:00,952 ...if the cops found my fingerprints... 322 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:04,580 if the cops found my prints within five blocks of that place... 323 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:07,041 ...they would've picked me up by now. 324 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:09,377 What about the casing? 325 00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:11,587 - Oh, my God. - Or casings? 326 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:14,632 How many times did you shoot him, anyway? 327 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:19,721 Jesse, did you pick up the casings? 328 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:22,432 Did you pick them up? 329 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:23,683 No. 330 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:27,812 Yeah, well... 331 00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:33,192 Listen, we gotta go over this step-by-step, everything. 332 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:36,612 Tell me exactly what happened from the moment you got there. 333 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,948 - I got in, I got out. - No. 334 00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:42,869 No, I need to know specifics. Now, we'll start from the beginning. 335 00:27:43,037 --> 00:27:47,915 You drove there. You drove over there. You went to his door, right? 336 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,586 Jesse, I need you to concentrate. 337 00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:54,422 This is very important. Did you knock or ring? 338 00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:57,050 Knock or ring? 339 00:27:57,468 --> 00:27:58,801 Knock. 340 00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:02,221 Good, good. That's very good. Now, listen. 341 00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:05,892 Assume that Gale answered the door. What happened after that? 342 00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:07,435 Did he recognize you? 343 00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:09,771 Did you say anything to each other? 344 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:13,900 Did you walk into the room or did you shoot him right then and there? 345 00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:15,401 What? 346 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:20,907 - Who wants to make a hundred bucks? - Yeah. 347 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,759 Look, the kid's probably right. 348 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:43,721 If they had anything on him, he'd be locked up already. 349 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:46,516 What about my brother-in-law? He suspects Jess... 350 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:51,229 Hell, he knows Jesse is involved in the sale of blue meth. 351 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:56,609 That was Hank's one-and-only lead. What if he puts two and two together... 352 00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:59,070 ...and he goes after Jesse for the murder? 353 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:02,407 Goes after him how, on his Rascal scooter? 354 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:07,161 That perhaps sounded insensitive. 355 00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:11,499 But if he goes after him, I'll sue his ass for police brutality... 356 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:14,043 ...harassment, assault and 16 other things. 357 00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:17,755 No, history those two have together, being what it is... 358 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:22,218 ...gotta figure your brother-in-law's smart enough not to go down that road. 359 00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:26,264 Goose egg. Bubkes. That's what the cops got. 360 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,558 I wouldn't worry about it. 361 00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:31,853 Yeah, what else should I not worry about, Saul? 362 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:36,107 Should I not worry that Gus plans to murder me at the first chance he gets? 363 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:40,987 That my drug-addicted partner doesn't seem to care whether he lives or dies? 364 00:29:41,155 --> 00:29:46,200 You should see his house. It's like skid row. 365 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:49,370 He has actual hobos living there. 366 00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:53,040 Now, how long before Gus decides that he's too big of a risk? 367 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:58,212 Jeez, I got Mike, that grunting, dead-eyed cretin... 368 00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:02,967 ...sucker-punching me in the face. I've got Gus wielding a box cutter. 369 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:07,930 I mean, Western Union, message received. 370 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:15,104 Let me ask you. When did this stop being a business? 371 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:20,193 Why am I the only person capable of behaving in a professional manner? 372 00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:28,075 No, any way you slice it, everyone is in danger. 373 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,871 I mean, how can I protect anyone? 374 00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,749 My family, Jesse, myself? 375 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:39,545 My name never comes up with those guys, does it? 376 00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:45,801 And meanwhile, we're buying this stupid car wash. 377 00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:51,224 Oh, yeah. That ship has sailed, bon voyage. 378 00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:54,310 We are committed. We already told our family about it. 379 00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:57,438 And now Skyler, I'm sure she believes... 380 00:30:57,606 --> 00:31:02,193 She needs to believe that everything is neat and tidy. 381 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:06,280 And she's telling herself that I work in this nice, quiet little lab... 382 00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:09,158 ...with a white lab coat and a pocket protector... 383 00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:12,870 ...and when my contract is up, I'll just simply hang it all up... 384 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:15,081 ...tip my hat and walk away. 385 00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:21,170 Oh, God. 386 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:24,465 How did everything get so screwed up? 387 00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:29,971 Yeah, you do have a little shit-creek action happening. 388 00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:42,692 You know, FYl, you can buy a paddle. 389 00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:47,989 This is a last-resort, back-pocket kind of thing... 390 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:52,827 ...but if you really gotta protect yourself, disappear... 391 00:31:57,874 --> 00:32:04,255 There's a guy who can make it happen. They call him a "dissapearer." 392 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,842 For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial... 393 00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:12,096 ...you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable. 394 00:32:12,306 --> 00:32:14,974 I mean, he sets you up with a whole new life. 395 00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:20,187 What, like a witness protection kind of thing? 396 00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:22,690 Beyond. I mean, off the grid. 397 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:27,361 New identities, new everything. No one would ever be able to trace you. 398 00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:31,532 Now, be clear. This is an end game, if you get my meaning. 399 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:34,118 I mean, there's no coming back. 400 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:41,375 So you want his card? 401 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:50,217 God, there's gotta be something else that I can do. 402 00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:54,764 Some way to keep everything from spiraling out of control. 403 00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:56,599 Well, from what you told me... 404 00:32:56,767 --> 00:33:00,895 ...it sounds like Pinkman is first up in the imminent-demise department. 405 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:07,360 Gus won't risk letting the police find Jesse. 406 00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,945 I know him. He won't. 407 00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:35,471 I'm not kidding. if you really think about it, you can't even see it. 408 00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:38,724 How can you know how bad radio frequencies, microwaves... 409 00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:40,810 ...and cell phones are getting you? 410 00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:44,397 You could be strolling through security at the airport... 411 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:46,023 Hey, wake up, bitches. 412 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:48,943 You get waved through a full-body x-ray scanner. 413 00:33:49,111 --> 00:33:53,447 Next day, you could be dead or dying from all the radiation they say is safe. 414 00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:57,451 But there's no way it could be. It has to deliver a concentrated dose. 415 00:33:57,619 --> 00:33:59,161 Enough to penetrate clothes. 416 00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:03,207 The accumulated amount could be dangerous to susceptible individuals... 417 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,584 - ...especially from a rural area. - Yo. 418 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,838 The ozone layer is already thin because of the cow farts. 419 00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:11,507 - Yo! - Oh, hey. 420 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:14,135 Make sure there's pizza here when I get back. 421 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:16,929 - All right? Enough for everybody. - Oh, yeah. 422 00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:19,849 I can do that. I can definitely do that. 423 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:23,185 Not a problem. I can get the stuff, the pizza and stuff. 424 00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:26,480 But as far as the financial situation, you know... 425 00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:35,156 - Just hang on. Hang on. - Yeah, yeah. 426 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:38,200 And you know, the concentrated doses... 427 00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:42,872 ...it's gonna fuck with your bone marrow and it's gonna mess up... 428 00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:58,387 Because... Because especially if you have cancer. 429 00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:01,932 You know, because if you gotta get a bone-marrow transplant... 430 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:05,644 ...your odds are 60 percent. You got a 60 percent chan... 431 00:35:05,812 --> 00:35:07,354 Hey. 432 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:12,860 Hey, hey. 433 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:14,904 Get some dipping sticks too, yo. 434 00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:17,948 Yeah, I can definitely get dipping sticks. 435 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:21,285 All right. I can get them. 436 00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:41,907 Hey, smoke it up, bitches. 437 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,209 Gotcha! 438 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:13,415 Wake up. 439 00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:18,712 What's up? 440 00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:23,634 What's up with your ear? 441 00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:25,636 Downstairs. Now. 442 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,061 Where is everybody? 443 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:37,022 I invited your guests to leave. 444 00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:46,907 Know who this is? 445 00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,617 - Nope. - You ought to. 446 00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:52,079 He's been at your house for three solid days. 447 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:53,497 Okay. 448 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,457 He stole your money. 449 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,459 Okay. 450 00:38:58,253 --> 00:39:02,339 That $78,000 or so look familiar? 451 00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:05,217 - This is it? - That's it. 452 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:10,556 Okay. Thanks. 453 00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:17,813 Wanna know what's next for Little Miss Pissed-in-His-Pants? 454 00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:19,690 - No. - You sure, now? 455 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:24,236 - Yep. - Don't even wanna take a wild guess? 456 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,407 You're gonna kill him. 457 00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:33,328 Is this the part where I'm supposed to beg you not to do it? 458 00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:35,998 Oh, please, please. 459 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:38,000 And then what? 460 00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:41,420 I'm supposed to promise, cross my heart... 461 00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:44,423 ...to straighten up and fly right or toe the line... 462 00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:47,092 ...or some other crap that I'm not gonna say? 463 00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:50,471 Is that what your little show here was all about? 464 00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:55,976 You're on thin ice, you little shithead. You know that? 465 00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:01,482 You ain't gonna smoke that dude in there. 466 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:03,358 You know how come I know? 467 00:40:03,526 --> 00:40:07,613 Because you went through the trouble of putting a blindfold on him. 468 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,786 I'm going back to bed. 469 00:40:13,995 --> 00:40:16,205 Let yourselves out. 470 00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,635 I'm sorry to keep you waiting. 471 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:34,306 - How's the ear? - Mending. 472 00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,190 What can I do for you? 473 00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:45,025 It's Pinkman. 474 00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:47,528 He's become increasingly incautious. 475 00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:50,823 He's a risk. A liability. 476 00:40:51,032 --> 00:40:55,494 I know he and Walter come as a team and that Walter won't like it... 477 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:58,539 ...but something's gotta be done. 478 00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:35,117 You gotta be kidding. 479 00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:46,461 Hey, it's me. Wait for the thing. 480 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:50,507 Right. This is message number three. 481 00:41:50,884 --> 00:41:55,137 You'd better be ready in two minutes, because I am right outside your door. 482 00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:00,684 Jesse. 483 00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:04,813 Jesse! 484 00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:10,903 Damn it. 485 00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:18,035 Hey, it's me. Wait for the thing. 486 00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:19,578 Oh, great. 487 00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:24,958 Jesse! 488 00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:26,835 This is perfect. 489 00:42:27,003 --> 00:42:29,213 You are a piece of work, you know that? 490 00:42:41,935 --> 00:42:43,727 Jesse? 491 00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:47,981 Jesse. 492 00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:53,153 Jesse? 493 00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:22,808 Hey, it's me. Wait for the thing. 494 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:48,292 Where is he? 495 00:44:07,854 --> 00:44:10,397 Gonna ask where we're going? 496 00:44:12,108 --> 00:44:13,775 Nope.